July 2012
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-killerqueen:
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I can’t help but hate haiku. They end abruptly just as they’re getting 2. going. See? I need another just to finish this simple thought, and 3. maybe it’s true that all the love in the world could fit in a matchbox 4. but who would want to try, and where, in that case, would one store their matches? — Rob Taylor, “Haikus 1-4”
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ccal:
oh mY GOD
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snarg:
Can my iPhone stop autocorrecting “so” to “do” thanks
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We hold hands as we walk through town. If anybody notices, nobody cares. I know...
– David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy (via larmoyante)
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cas-i-said-legs:
roliepolieoliescolon:
so when did the olympics start i just got home from work
They started around 776 BC in Greece.
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bloodcavern:
“Table for 600 please” I tell the hostess at Chilis Bar and Grill. She looks back at me terrified. I’m a spider and all my eggs have hatched.
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suiicune:
“Yes, I was infatuated with you. I am, still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of physical sensation in me. I cut you out because I couldn’t stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams. And you weren’t having any of those.”
-Sylvia Plath
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wizcoylifa:
sext: i firmly grasp your boob while we are watching madagascar 3 in theaters. i meant to grab some popcorn but this is nice too.
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tyrannia:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
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thelifeyouleadisafuckinglie:
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s-rogers:
I went to public school.
i lost it after attempt 510.
LOOK DOUG IT’S US
IT’S LIKE A MORE ADVANCED VERSION OF THAT ONE GAME AND KJHGKJSHGKJH NO
I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL
i actually want to play this..
omg
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I don’t necessarily believe in God. But when you hear music and poetry that’s...
– Conor Oberst, Rolling Stone, June 5 2009. (via mariahmurphy)
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andrvw:
tell a bully “hey you’re cruisin for a bruisin buddy” and he’ll stop
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stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.